1. rocknrollforme:


    (Source: alxturna, via kpiarz)


  2. A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

    1. Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
    2. Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
    3. Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
    4. Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
    5. Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
    6. Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
    7. Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

  3. thespiritofyamato:


    (Source: clebermsdantas, via hamnskiftare)


  4. pemwin:



    Reblog for the last one

    it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

    So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

    (Source: iraffiruse, via yusgi)



  6. (Source: liekeblogger, via bye92)


  7. (Source: becinfashion, via drownerrs)


  8. yeevil:

    probably not that

    (Source: weirdinternet, via iwantalexturnerhard)


  9. sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t


  10. stasyfish:


    Adrien Brody, Gary Oldman, Tim Roth and Willem Dafoe for Prada fw 2012

    baby I call hell


    (Source: scorpioh, via terenteno)


  11. charmancler:

    i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

    (via reallyquitefinished)


  12. redsuns-n-orangemoons:


    There are literally 100s of photos of this girl on her twitter & Facebook. Holiday photos, school photos, family photos - but they chose this one because of the necklace she has on. You can argue that she made irresponsible dating choices, but that’s still someone’s innocent child whose image you’re nationally degrading. These people make me sick.

    see how they do us? ask us why we’re mad.

    (via captaintonykirk)


  13. saatchiart:

    "I don’t listen to what art critics say. I don’t know anybody who needs a critic to find out what art is.” –Jean-Michel Basquiat (Photo: New York Times Magazine, 1985)

    (via stroxes)


  14. serration:

    constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

    (via confusednewyorker)


  15. mtchstrr:



    The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch


    That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

    (via bigcatsandkatanas)